May 30th, 2016
I did a thing. A thing that I vowed I would never do. I wasn’t bribed or dared or drunk. I installed a dating app on my phone. And I don’t even want to date! I mean, that’s only mostly true. Because I want to have the opportunity to accept dates and do date things like movies and dinners and first kisses. I want to reach into my closet and finally choose one of the dozens of adorable dresses that have patiently and hopefully hung for so long. Mostly, I just want someone potentially available in the off chance that I have an opening in my schedule and don’t want to fill it with the usual. Is that something I should include in my bio? Should I disclose that my spirit animal is a cat because I want love when I want it and even if I want it, one too many strokes will get you bit? And like a cat, I’m a bit of an asshole and I’m never going to greet you at the door or follow you around. And you have to think that’s awesome.